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“Trust Me Patiently,” She Said

“Trust me patiently,” an odd request I must say. But nonetheless, it’s what she asked for. For a moment, I wasn’t sure how to react given those words have never been used in the same sentence before. You might have heard them, but I haven’t. Until a few days ago. They stayed on my mind…

Thank You for Always Getting the Uber

What’s going out without the comfort of riding an Uber up to your bedroom door at the end of the night? I can tell you what it isn’t, it isn’t comfortable. And it certainly isn’t a way to get her to come home with you. A luxury we often take for granted because with Uber…

Why I Suck at Relationships – part 2 of 7

I Dislike Dealing With Emotions / Feelings The most frustrating thing about emotions and feelings is how much they knock you off your guard. I say this from experience and not once or twice but more than thrice. One of my significantly defining character traits is being in control at all times. I get extremely…

How Special Are the Men That Marry Hot Women

A woman that is considered hot can be very intimidating. Besides the fact that they mostly look tough, proud or mean, something that is not in your Lane has the natural vibe to cause a surmount level of discomfort. Research says (although am not sure which research and from where)… anyway, research says most hot…

Why I Suck at Relationships – part 1 of 7

This may shock my aunts especially but well; at 23 and 9 failed relationships later, I have done some soul gazing. And what may not come as a surprise to you but a ridiculously surprising one to me is; I AM ACTUALLY THE PROBLEM. Always have been. Here is one of the things: one of…

A Letter to High School Boys about Girls

Dear High School Boys, Now fellows; You see those fine ‘chics’ in your class, the ones everyone wants but reject you all and date prefects and basketballers from upper classes? Yes, the ones whose names you just silently cursed in your heart, do not worry about them, the future of hotness has different plans. The…

The Art of Making Love

Love. Four letters that can turn your little perfect world upside down. At the same time, they can turn your imperfect world into unimaginable paradise. Even on your expensive Egyptian cotton sheets, the art cannot be perfectly formed if the mind and body are wrong for the act. Sex starts in the mind. How wild…